EHU U6L2 Story

Two friends are talking and the question comes up.

"Alex, how come you're never bored?"

"I always find something to do."

"But that's impossible," says Andrei. "Prove it."

If I'm bored, I'll go to the cinema.

If I go to the cinema, I'll buy popcorn.

If I buy popcorn, I'll be in a good mood.

If I'm in a good mood, I'll meet a friend.

If I meet a friend, we'll go to the cafe.

If we go to the cafe, we'll buy coffee.

If we buy coffee, we'll run out of money.

If we run out of money, we'll go to work.

If we go to work, we'll get tired.

If we get tired, we'll go on holiday.

So, that's why I'm never bored.

One day, Luci, the accountant, lonely set near a bulwark, and counted something. But Luci was so boring, so, Luci didn't mind, when first-mate Israel came.

— hm? What’s up? — Israel leaned on the bulwark.

— it’s just piled up work, — Luci sighed and continued. — do u remember, I promised to draw u? I can sketch u now, mate — and smiled.

Israel smiled back.

— if u sketch me, I’ll be pleasantly surprised. And if I’m surprised, I’ll do something nice for u back. If I do something nice, we’ll become friends. After, If we became friends, we’ll necessarily fall in love and become lovers. And if we became lovers, one of us will die one day. And if it happens, other of us will suffer until the end of his days. So, I don’t want all this drama, so, u just come back to the work.

— as u wish, colleague, — reservedly smiled Luci.

1. If I put you some suntan lotion, we'll start talking,

2. If we start talking, we'll become friends.

3. If we become friends, we'll have dinner together in the restaurant of the hotel.

4. If we have dinner together in the restaurant of the hotel, we'll start dancing to the

disco.

5. If we start dancing to the disco, we'll fall in love.

6. If we fall in love, I'll kiss you.

7. If I kiss you, you'll introduce me to your father.

8. If you introduce me to your father, we'll get married.

9. If we get married, my wife will divorce me.

10. If my wife divorces me, she'll kill us.

11. So, that's why I don't want to put you some suntan lotion