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That's hilarious!

funny!

I used to be a baker, too.

Employer: You´re fired!

Employee: But I haven´t done anything! Employer: That´s why I´m firing you.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Can you perform under pressure?

No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.

Hahaha

Wow

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

What do you call a nose with no body?

No body nose.

What does the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

Our "Newspaper"

Task: Group journalism.

1. Share a (commented) picture, a short text, a song, whatever, TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS OR YOUR EXPERIENCE at some moment during today´s session.

2. Look at the posts submitted by your colleagues, choose some and respond (ask for details, ask a question, add any comment).

In need of coffee.

Joke of the Day/Idea of the Day

Jakého nejlepšího přeřeku jste se ve třídě dopustili?

Personalizace a diferenciace -příklad My room

In your personal possession’s skin

Think of one of your personal possession in your room. Do not say what you are.

1]Where do you usually stay?

2] What colour are you?

2] What size are you (approximately)?

2] How much time do you spend with your owner every day?

3] What do you like about your owner?

4] What makes you angry?

5]What does your owner do when you two are together?

6] What are you afraid of, thinking of your owner?

7] Add one more sentence about the relationship between you and your owner.

8) Nápověda: ČÁSTEČNÁ fotka, jen kousek té věci, z které nejde snadno uhádnout, o co jde!

Extra body: když se u čtení zasmějeme