5/21/21 #2

1. you are gonna be single forever.

2.You never win lottery.

3. You are in wrong place. This gives you bad luck

1- To make your car obey the speed limit, change it from km/h to miles/h

2- Leave your windshield wipers up to avoid unwanted parking tickets

3- Everyday is a day off if you are unemployed

1.- If you read this, you'll have 100 years of bad luck

2.- It doesn't matter what the future holds for you, you're already screwed up sorry

3.- Do you know how to count? Then don't count this cookie is gonna change that, assh***

We read about fortune cookies giving people good luck. Create at least three "fortunes" from fortune cookies that give people bad luck.